One night I sneaked in here… and got completely lost. I wanted to sleep outside, but it was freezing and a little lonely, so I found my way back to the old hotel, wandered around for a bit, and finally, drove into Dublin VA just as the sun was coming up. I found a farm just like the one in American Gothic, changed into my pyjamas, and settled down to sleep in a field. The farmer drove by in his tractor and said that that was fine.
Foamhenge, Natural Bridge, Virginia
A full scale replica of Stonehenge, only in styrofoam. This dude is so proud of himself, eh?
This place is so cool. Dinosaurs battling confederate soldiers. There are also electrical outlets IN the tree trunks… why?
PROVENANCE!
We have quite a provenance!
You have quite a provenance too!
Pro-ven-an-ce!
(bounce-bounce-bounce-bounce) (blue ball over each syllable, particularly in the last line)
I think about this kind of a lot.
I didn’t mean for this to look like this.
Just when you think you’re out of the gutter…
Trailer for Naked Lunch
This cartoon is always rolling around somewhere in my head.
(Paul Noth, The New Yorker, July 23, 2007)
