One night I sneaked in here… and got completely lost. I wanted to sleep outside, but it was freezing and a little lonely, so I found my way back to the old hotel, wandered around for a bit, and finally, drove into Dublin VA just as the sun was coming up. I found a farm just like the one in American Gothic, changed into my pyjamas, and settled down to sleep in a field. The farmer drove by in his tractor and said that that was fine.
